Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

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Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines 1) Did you fart?  cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded?  cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card?  cuz I’d like to sign you out 5) [...]

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave [...]

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