Donkey + Dog + Monkey = Man

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God created the donkey and said to him. “You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.” The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is [...]

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10 years life in the GULF

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10 years life in the GULF

YEARs BACK ONE MAN CAME IN THE GULF ,,,,,,,,,, ………………YEARs AFTER HE BECOME A CAMEL

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Reunion

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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and are pretty. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group again talks about where they should [...]

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Dishes…. very funny

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one Day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

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Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

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Dear John, I hope you can help  me. The other day, I set off for work ,leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the rod, and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t [...]

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George Carlin’s “Ride Of Your Life”

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The Ride Of Your life – George Carlin Enjoy the ride; There is no  return ticket George  Carlin on aging! (Absolutely  Brilliant) IF  YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN  YOUR LIFE.   AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM  DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin’s  [...]

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