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At a bar…

Having already downed a few power drinks,
she turns around, faces him, looks him straight
in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking,
I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place,
my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on…
it doesn’t matter to me.
I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
“No kidding. I’m a Congressman too.
What state are you from?”

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