My living will


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Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,   ’I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are such little turds.

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