FW: Embarrasing First Date

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

What a pisser!

Embarrassing First Date


If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This
just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
“Tonight Show”
with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing

first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter… snowing and quite cold… and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her

companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another

sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about “what is taking so long” with a
reply that indeed, she was “freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!” He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
her sweater, and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally
managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.. or perhaps that
should be “pants down.” And you thought your first date was
Jay Leno’s comment, “This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed

Sphere: Related Content

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Originally posted 2010-01-22 07:00:03. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

This email was sent to one of the OddEmail contributors. Emails on this site are NOT written by contributors. The views and opinions in this email do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the contributors. In fact, there is a good chance that the opinions of this email are entirely contrary to those of the contributor, so please hold them against the person who sent the email originally, not Odd Email!

This entry was posted on Friday, November 15th, 2013 at 6:52 am and is filed under Dating, Funny, Gender, Joke, love, Sex. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.