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THE OLD MOTOR

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The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]

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The Negotiation

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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.” The girl looked at him shocked and said “Hell no!” He said [...]

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I Had an Affair!

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*The 1st Affair* A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and [...]

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Irish Virginity Test Kit

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Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, “Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself…. Virginity Test Kit…. a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.” Paddy asks, “Aye, and what do I do [...]

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He & She Got Laid

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HER STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more [...]

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Ed Zachary Disease

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex [...]

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New Federal Programs

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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED [...]

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From a Smart A.. Woman

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And Now, From a Smart Ass Woman A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and [...]

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Ears …. This is a good one!

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman [...]

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Dishes…. very funny

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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one Day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years Old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks [...]

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Ambidextrous Golfing Lady

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Ambidextrous Golfing Lady A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on [...]

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THE OLD MOTOR

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THE OLD MOTOR The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is [...]

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