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State Fair

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State Fair

A man and his wife went to the state fair and one of the First exhibits we stopped at was the breeding Bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was A sign attached that said, ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ The Wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs [...]

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New twist

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At a bar… Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… [...]

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This Is For Every Woman

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This Is For Every Woman

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Normal Life

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A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which [...]

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Kamasutra explained

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Maharishi Vatsyayan has stated in his magnum opus “Kamasutra” that ….Sex is…. “Duty”, if done with your Wife “Art”, if done with your Lover “Education”, if done with a Virgin “Social Work”, if done with a Divorce & “Meditative Trance”, if done by yourself – So Stop feeling guilty, which ever it may be………. JUST [...]

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Poetry In Bed

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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, “I’m really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin’ freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the [...]

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The Typical Husband Mentality

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The Typical Husband Mentality

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Smoking in the rain

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Jane and Mary are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Mary: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Mary: Where [...]

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11 More Minute

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obsene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He [...]

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How Snakes Make Love

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How Snakes Make Love

Have you ever wondered how snakes make love? I have. And here are the photos that illustrate the whole process from start to the end. Sphere: Related Content

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Bless Her Heart

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Bless Her Heart

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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there [...]

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