Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me.  If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex [...]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought….
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly [...]

A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says, “Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?”
The rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and every [...]

Side note: I would love to see more of ReGan’s works and be able to attribute this comic to him/her.  If you know who this person is, please tell me!
Regan has actually left a comment below. He is an artist for Hallmark out of Kansas City.  If you would like to see more work, check [...]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent [...]

The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, “Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!”
“Son, I’m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!”
“No, Father, that’s what kind of fish it [...]