Barack Obama, 3 Years Old, With Grandfather, 1965 Photos of some of the most famous US presidents when they were just kids. There is nothing special about them and there is no way to know, just by looking, that these boys would grow up to become the leader of the most powerful country in the [...]
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED [...]
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervadingAmerica, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES. ‘ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS Furthermore… HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ She is a‘BREASTED AMERICAN’ 2. [...]
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven… God addresses Al first… ”Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.. And I’ve come to understand that now.” God thinks for a second and says: [...]
This is not a real picture, it is obviously photoshopped.
AÂ woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable [...]
There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Hwy. 25 in rural  Iowa. For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times. A few months back, the rock received its latest paint job, and since then it has been left completely undisturbed. It’s quite an [...]
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545 vs 300,000,000 EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE. Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create [...]
WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today issued the 2010 optional standard mileage rates used to calculate the deductible costs of operating an automobile for business, charitable, medical or moving purposes. Beginning on Jan. 1, 2010, the standard mileage rates for the use of a car (also vans, pickups or panel trucks) will be: 50 [...]
