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Life in the Country

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A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” the rancher asked. “No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the rancher, “Is your Mother here?” “No sir, she’s […]

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The Negotiation

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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you’ll let me have sex with you.” The girl looked at him shocked and said “Hell no!” He said […]

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HAPPINES COMES FROM GIVING

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This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning. So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness. The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors. The counselor then said […]

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THEFT WARNING

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This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc…. was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says “I’ve just received […]

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An ATM Machine That Dispenses Real Gold

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An ATM Machine That Dispenses Real Gold

I know it sounds a “little” over the top, but in a place where wealthy sheiks come to drink cappuccinos topped with gold flakes, the gold-dispensing ATM machine fits right in. Invented by German entrepreneur, Thomas Geisler, Gold To Go is an ATM, covered with a thin layer of gold, that dispenses 320 gold items, […]

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Simple Solutions for Complex Problems

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The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS Case # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface). Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them […]

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Who Lives in This House?

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Who Lives in This House?

Who lives in this house? Queen of England? A Saudi Prince? A Billionaire? The answer is at the end of the post. This Mansion is in Harare and belongs to the President of Zimbabwe – Robert Mugabe. Facts about Zimbabwe: Life expectancy declined from 60 to 37 years for males, 34 years for females, the […]

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THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

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This is priceless, the guy talking is doing a dry run before they tape the real thing. He is making this up as he speaks……… I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET UP IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND DELIVER THIS HALF BAKED BS…….WITH A STRAIGHT FACE !!! THIS IS A MASTERPIECE […]

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545 People

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545 vs 300,000,000 EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE. Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create […]

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IRS Announces 2010 Standard Mileage Rates

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WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today issued the 2010 optional standard mileage rates used to calculate the deductible costs of operating an automobile for business, charitable, medical or moving purposes. Beginning on Jan. 1, 2010, the standard mileage rates for the use of a car (also vans, pickups or panel trucks) will be: 50 […]

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