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01
Mar
2010
Fairy Tale
Tags: fairy tale, fishing, hunting, money in the bank, motorcycles, scotch, toilet seat, tons of money
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left [...]
27
Feb
2010
Rodney Dangerfield
Tags: alka seltzer, coming home, dental floss, egg, fruit of the loom, fruit of the loom guys, headache, hooker, lips, making love, miss rodney, nobody home, pickpockets, roaches, rodney dangerfield, sex life, sexy negligee, underwear
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield
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Because he said …
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She [...]
22
Jan
2010
FW: Embarrasing First Date
Tags: buttocks, companion, day trip, deep snow, first date, footing, front seat, gentleman, heavy snow, jay leno, latte, pee, rear fender, rest room, salt lake city, salt lake city utah, sensation, skiing, tonight show with jay leno, young lady
What a pisser!
Embarrassing First Date
hilarious!
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This
just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This [...]