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Murphy’s Laws on Women

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1. Chances are – If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend – to prove it ! 2. Chances are – The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you ! 3. Chances are – The more make up – [...]

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Making a Point

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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I [...]

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Laws of life

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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to potty. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly [...]

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Gotta Love This Florida Judge

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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In   Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days…….  The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The [...]

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You got to love this Police Officer!

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You got to love this Police Officer!

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning [...]

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Some Funny Important Laws

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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. ********** LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose [...]

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Finally, an Honest Sheriff and Coroner

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up ‘executing’ the deputy who stopped him.. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A [...]

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Ambidextrous Golfing Lady

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Ambidextrous Golfing Lady A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on [...]

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Poem to MOM

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Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. ‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright? It’s all about the laws today, The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’ It says I [...]

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Fwd: Advice From An Attorney

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ATTORNEY’S ADVICE – NO CHARGE Not A Joke!!   Even If you dislike attorneys..You will love them for these tips. Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the [...]

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