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Definition of a Mother (Happy Mother’s Day)

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Definition of a Mother (Happy Mother’s Day)

Mother’s love is deeper than ocean, Mother’s lesson is bigger than the sky, Mother’s sacrifice is greater than God, Mother’s lap is more comfortable than the warm bed, Mother’s tale is better than the best novel on this earth, Mother’s picture is more beautiful than a fascinating scenery, Mother’s blessings are more powerful than the [...]

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Making a Point

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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’ She said: ‘I [...]

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Kinda brings a tear to your eye

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THIS OUGHT TO  MAKE ALL GRANDMAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY  A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandfather to visit her Grandma. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandpa and bursts into her Grandma’s room …  ”Grandma, Grandma,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandpa comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” ”What?” [...]

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Inappropriate Children’s Books

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Inappropriate Children’s Books

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Kids Are So Smart These Days

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal! Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out… And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH. The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts. Car loss? $1 Million bucks! Waiting list for a new one? 2 years. When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? [...]

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True Relationship

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True Relationship A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to [...]

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THEM BOYS NOT TO SMART DONT STEAL COPPER

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This is what happens when you steal a span of copper wire from a 3 phase distribution line 14,400 Volts (14.4KV Line) and you don’t know what you’re doing……… Thou shall not steal copper cable. Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-05-21 07:00:26. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Can I Borrow Rs 25?

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A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: ‘Mummy, may I ask you a question?’ MUM: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the woman. SON: ‘Mummy, how much do you make an hour?’ MUM: ‘That’s none of your business. Why [...]

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Garbage Dump In Phnom Penh

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Garbage Dump In Phnom Penh

Stung Meanchey Municipal Waste Dump is located in southern Phnom Penh, the largest city and capitol of Cambodia, in a district of the city of the same name, Stung Meanchey. It is a part of the city with low-income neighborhoods and slums. The dump itself covers about 100 acres, or almost 6 hectares. It is [...]

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The Sweet Joke of the Day for March 23, 2010

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A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids. She goes to the blonde and asks [...]

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Nice Quotes Nice Wallpapers

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Nice Quotes Nice Wallpapers

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