Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out…
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.

Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid see the [...]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What [...]

A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework

Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint!  I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]

This was linked in an email with the following:
This is so funny…..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Type in any Christmas song and see what the little puppets do.
Also, type in any non-Christmas song (I typed in Happy Birthday) and you’ll get a kick out of the response.
One of the funniest I typed in was Jingle Bell Rock… they forget [...]

A family is at the dinner table.. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging [...]

A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody [...]

I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless [...]