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Helllllooooooooo

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DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland .. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do [...]

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Normal Life

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A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which [...]

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Blonde cops

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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, [...]

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3 Blondes

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he [...]

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Mistakes by Blondes

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Mistakes by Blondes

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The Sweet Joke of the Day for March 23, 2010

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A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids. She goes to the blonde and asks [...]

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The Blonde Bowlers

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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level. The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one [...]

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The Blonde Mortician

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A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that [...]

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Corn Maze for Blondes

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Found on Hwy. 76, just outside of Chapin, SC.

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Snow Route

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One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through.” So the good [...]

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