A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids. She goes to the blonde and asks [...]
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The Sweet Joke of the Day for March 23, 2010
Management Stories
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk. Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken” Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you” Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a [...]
What is confidence?
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of [...]
I’m so glad I found out about this

TO ALL MY “GIRL” PALS & FAMILY MEMBERS, I’M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS!
The correct way to weigh yourself…
I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD.
Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
Pope and Tiger
The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, who, after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”, the clerk explains, “it [...]
The Sweet Joke of the Day for May 04, 2010
At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. The winners were then asked, “What advice do you have for the newlyweds?” The wife quickly responded, “The three most important words in a marriage are ‘You’re probably right’.” Everyone then looked at the husband. He said, “Yeah, she’s [...]
First Woman on the moon!

You have to be old enough to appreciate this. If you don’t understand it, you are too young! See this link to get a grip of the humor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honeymooners Sphere: Related Content
Laws of life
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to potty. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly [...]
What to do when you are bored at work …

What to do… 1. Kill a few Flies 2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour. 3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow. Here are a few examples… Makes me wonder, though: where does someone work that there are this many flies??? Sphere: Related Content
Kinda brings a tear to your eye
THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDMAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandfather to visit her Grandma. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandpa and bursts into her Grandma’s room … ”Grandma, Grandma,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandpa comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” ”What?” [...]
To be a Manager [ IT joke ]
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one handvand a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee”. The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up”. He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks [...]
