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12
Mar
2010
I wanna be trailer trash
Tags: banks, greed, investors, mortgage bills, mortgages, personal benefit, property taxes, trailer trash, travel trailer, unions, utility bills
I want to be trailer trash. They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today. They did not get mortgages they couldn’t afford. They did not run banks to the ground with greed. They did not use investors for their personal benefit. They don’t even belong to the unions that ask [...]
11
Mar
2010
Read the T-shirt and pass it on
Tags: boobs, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, breast cancer awareness month, cancer awareness month, mammogram, memory, proof, susan g komen, susan g komen foundation, t shirt, tshirts
There is no proof that this campaign actually benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Â If you know a site that can prove this, please leave the URL in the comments.
http://www.zazzle.com/find+a+cure+before+i+grow+boobs+tshirts
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!  Have you had your yearly mammogram?
Read the T-shirt and pass it on
This is one of the cutest [...]
07
Mar
2010
How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In [...]
05
Mar
2010
Funny!
Tags: altitude, Democrat, excuse, feet above sea level, GPS, ground elevation, hot air balloon, man in a boat, north latitude, obama, west longitude
AÂ woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS [...]
03
Mar
2010
Drop in suicide bombing
Since, singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombing.
Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looks like.
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02
Mar
2010
Old cowboy knows who he is
Tags: bailing hay, calves, colts, cows, cup of coffee, dogs, fences, naked women, real cowboy, rodeos, silence, starbucks, tractors, whole life, young woman
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all away…
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are [...]