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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete [...]

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Smile this is priceless

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Smile this is priceless

Absolutely Priceless Would you just look at the expression on the ‘other’ little girl’s face! That is absolutely priceless! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. ‘That’s a serious step,’ he [...]

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New twist

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At a bar… Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… [...]

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Go figure

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A little known fact… The first testicular guard “cup” was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Sphere: Related Content

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On the lighter side

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On the lighter side

Men’s Restroom Mural ——– Read before looking at picture Edge Designs is an all-women run company That designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC. The client allowed the women of this Company a free hand in all design aspects. The client was a company that was [...]

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Letterman in trouble with Nascar

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Now, this is funny. I’ll bet Dave Letterman does get some ‘flak’ from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! David Letterman’s Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 Pistol won’t stay under front seat. # 8 [...]

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Life With The Animals

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Life With The Animals

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Misc humor

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A priest is driving on the new motorway near Shannon Airport and notices a dead pig on the road. Concerned he rings the local Garda Station and is answered by a smart ass Sargent. The priest explains the situation regarding the dead pig and exclaims that it might cause a traffic accident. Sargent replies with [...]

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Passwords

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During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blond secretary was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. Sphere: Related Content

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Work day

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the [...]

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Just gave birth

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Just gave birth

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Protect your home!

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Protect your home!

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