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Whatever you give a woman

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Quote of the day: ‘What ever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her […]

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First Meeting

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Originally posted 2009-11-12 07:00:10. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Some people are really sweet !

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Some people are really sweet !

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-08-21 15:00:47. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Words for Women

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Words for Women to Live By! 1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with […]

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me […]

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26 Things That A Perfect Guy in Love Would Do

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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down . 2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. […]

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Fashionable CeLebrity NaiLs

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Fashionable CeLebrity NaiLs

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-08-12 12:00:46. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Classmates

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MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD […]

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People of WalMart

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These pictures were all attached in an email, but they seem like they are all from the site People Of Walmart which is a ton of fun! Originally posted 2010-01-01 07:00:32. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Woman is more cleaver than man

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Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “Is this seat empty?” Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” […]

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Random Fun For You

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Random Fun For You

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-06-23 07:00:01. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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The PRINCESS

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The PRINCESS

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What […]

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