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10.) Honey, please make me a promise that you’ll never Google my name. 9.) Does the 20th or 21st of each month work better for doing that sex thing? 8.) Are you sad about seeing your friends for the last time tonight at the reception? 7.) Don’t expect any cool gifts. I deleted your Man [...]

TO ALL MY “GIRL” PALS & FAMILY MEMBERS, I’M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS!
The correct way to weigh yourself…

I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years.

WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD.

Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.

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MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD [...]