Archive for Gender
Funny!
AÂ woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS [...]
Old cowboy knows who he is
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all away…
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are [...]
Fairy Tale
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left [...]
Rodney Dangerfield
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield
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Because he said …
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She [...]
FW: Embarrasing First Date
What a pisser!
Embarrassing First Date
hilarious!
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This
just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This [...]
The difference between Bush and Obama
Pro Tip: Look at their hands
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No Bathing Suits in the Lobby!!
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