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No Matter who you Are, ultimately, you’re just another Poor Husband

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No Matter who you Are, ultimately, you’re just another Poor Husband

An example: Here the famous Football Player David Beckham just had a look at the sexy girl with the corner of his eyes but his wife Victoria Beckham is no fool and noticed the whole thing and Bashed him verbally then and there. Poor David Beckham is just like any other Husband. Sphere: Related ContentOriginally […]

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Wisdom

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With time, women gain weight because we Accumulate so much information and wisdom In our heads that when there is no more room, It distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So the conclusion would be, we aren’t heavy, We are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, When I look at my butt […]

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Nelson Mandela

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, -* “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is […]

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These really work

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING […]

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One for the Girls

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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank […]

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Those are Terrific!

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Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics corrects […]

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The Blonde Bowlers

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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level. The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one […]

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Normal Life

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A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which […]

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Barbie’s 50th

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It’s about time this happened to her…. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when… 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next […]

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Tattoos are forever

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This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world… ……..until he went to prison. Originally posted 2010-05-18 07:00:07. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

He might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions: · Where are you going? · With whom? · Why? · How are you going? · To discover what? · Why only you? · What do I do when you are not here? · Can I come with […]

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Show and Tell

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The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always […]

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