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Mysterious Little People Spotted Again!

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Mysterious Little People Spotted Again!

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-12-02 08:00:53. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Pleasing A Women

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A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices. Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes.. . a nifty setup – with […]

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These are the future of the Airport Security Checks

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These are the future of the Airport Security Checks

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2011-06-13 08:00:20. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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DAILY MIX FUN (29-5-2010)

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DAILY MIX FUN (29-5-2010)

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-11-14 12:00:15. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Looking for a CHEAP Contractor

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Looking for a CHEAP Contractor who’s Fairly Reasonable OK- I might get over the outlet in the shower. But I will not accept the toilet paper holder IN the shower. When the power company told its crew to run electricity to this house, I’m sure they didn’t mean to just stick all the wires through […]

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There…I fixed it

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Life really boils down to 2 questions… 1. Should I get a dog…..? OR… 2. Should I have children? Just to let you know I’m thinking of you today. No  matter what situations life throws at  you… No  matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.. Remember  there is a light at the end […]

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Laws of life

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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to potty. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly […]

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Smile

Originally posted 2009-09-22 07:45:49. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Bambi & Thumper this is really cute must see

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Bambi & Thumper this is really cute must see What an incredible photographer to have caught these shots… May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare, And Friends that Care. Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-04-07 12:00:01. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Men are like….

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men […]

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Funny Pix: Yard Sign

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Funny Pix: Yard Sign

Ralph, My neighbor is a “lefty” of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, “guns should be banned”, etc.). So a few weeks ago I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn’t up more than an hour before he called the […]

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New Disease, And Cure

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THIS JUST OUT FROM THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL: Information about Gonorrhea Lectem The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em.” The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your […]

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