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Six Truths of Life

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1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to […]

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Animal Eyes (Quiz)

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Animal Eyes (Quiz)

Can you identify the animal by looking at it’s eyes? The first line is somewhat easy. Later if gets difficult. The answers are at the bottom. Try first. Top row: 1 Bengal tiger. 2 Asian elephant. 3 Zebra. 4 Chimpanzee. 5 Flamingo. Second row: 1 Domestic cat. 2 Hairless sphynx cat. 3 Grey wolf. 4 […]

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Notice Board

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Notice Board

Originally posted 2011-04-02 15:00:33. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Mood Ring

Originally posted 2010-04-17 12:00:17. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Men are like….

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Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you are not quite sure why. 5. Men […]

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WISHING YOU – IN YOUR BUSY LIFE

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WISHING YOU, IN YOUR BUSY LIFESTYLE, SOME TIME FOR RELAXATION & REFLECTION… GOOD SLEEP GOOD HEALTH WITH EXERCISE SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH A BIT OF ADVENTURE Good looks But most of all… I wish you … Lots of bear hugs … and the bliss of real love Many blessings come your way today: May you […]

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Ed Zachary Disease

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex […]

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Tugboat Crossing Under the Bridge!

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Tugboat Crossing Under the Bridge!

Look at each picture slowly and completely – in order to the end. This is amazing. If not for the photos no one would believe this! The tugboat is approaching the bridge with barges loaded with coal. This frame gives you an idea of how fast the river is running. Obviously at or near flood […]

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The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!

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“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me […]

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I wanna be trailer trash

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I want to be trailer trash. They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today. They did not get mortgages they couldn’t afford. They did not run banks to the ground with greed. They did not use investors for their personal benefit. They don’t even belong to the unions that ask […]

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Emergency Room Problems

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EMERGENCY ROOM – ALABAMA MEDICAL CENTRE I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it! Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-05-02 08:00:10. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Motivational Message

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Motivational Message

This little animal is called the Naked Mole Rat and is from North Africa So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember it could be worse – you could look like an old penis with buck teeth. Sphere: Related Content Originally posted 2010-12-24 12:00:53. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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