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Always Check Your Child’s Homework

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A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader… Dear Ms Williams, That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint!  I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel. Cathy’s mother Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-01-07 12:00:22. Republished by Blog […]

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad […]

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Poem to MOM

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Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. ‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright? It’s all about the laws today, The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’ It says I […]

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Queen Elizabeth family

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Queen Elizabeth family

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-11-13 12:00:48. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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My living will

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Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,   ’I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. They […]

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True Relationship

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True Relationship A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to […]

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My Mother Taught Me…

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION . “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten […]

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KEEPERS

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KEEPERS I grew up with practical grandparents who had been frightened by the Great Depression in the 1930s. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it… A father who was happier getting old […]

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Trust is Important for Every Relationship

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TRUST Trust is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation. A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, “Public […]

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World’s Top 10 Oddest Couples

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World’s Youngest Couple Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end […]

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Life is About Correcting Mistakes

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THIS IS ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES BUT EVEN SINGLES CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM IT. ENJOY! Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount. Mother: ‘Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your […]

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Tough Love From A Pilot

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Tough Love Most people nowadays think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of ‘those moments.’ Since I’m a pilot, one that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a flight in the plane during […]

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