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Are you under 30

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THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill…. barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda… […]

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I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS

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Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling […]

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Why is education important?

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Originally posted 2010-03-06 07:00:49. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Funny Kids Cutest Pics

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Funny Kids Cutest Pics

Sphere: Related ContentOriginally posted 2010-07-16 07:00:36. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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THE OLD MOTOR

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The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do […]

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad […]

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Poem to MOM

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Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. ‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright? It’s all about the laws today, The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’ It says I […]

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My living will

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Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,   ’I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’ They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. They […]

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True Relationship

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True Relationship A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to […]

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KEEPERS

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KEEPERS I grew up with practical grandparents who had been frightened by the Great Depression in the 1930s. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it… A father who was happier getting old […]

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Trust is Important for Every Relationship

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TRUST Trust is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation. A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, “Public […]

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World’s Top 10 Oddest Couples

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World’s Youngest Couple Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end […]

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