Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out…
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.

Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid see the [...]

A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework

Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint!  I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother

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