10.) Honey, please make me a promise that you’ll never Google my name. 9.) Does the 20th or 21st of each month work better for doing that sex thing? 8.) Are you sad about seeing your friends for the last time tonight at the reception? 7.) Don’t expect any cool gifts. I deleted your Man [...]
At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. The winners were then asked, “What advice do you have for the newlyweds?” The wife quickly responded, “The three most important words in a marriage are ‘You’re probably right’.” Everyone then looked at the husband. He said, “Yeah, she’s [...]
This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and according to the Book of Matthew, “presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh”. These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important [...]
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there [...]
Nikolai Sergeyevich Valuev Valuev was born in August 21, 1973 in Leningrad Russian Soviet Union (now St. Petersburg , Russian Federation ) is of Russian origin but also his grandfather Tatar Has two children and his daughter Irina and his son, Grisha (Gregory) Valuev is a Russian Orthodox Christianity Height 213 cm Weight 144 kg [...]
The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl [...]
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. ”They’ll [...]
True Relationship A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to [...]
Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]
KEEPERS I grew up with practical grandparents who had been frightened by the Great Depression in the 1930s. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it… A father who was happier getting old [...]
