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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete [...]

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State Fair

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State Fair

A man and his wife went to the state fair and one of the First exhibits we stopped at was the breeding Bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was A sign attached that said, ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ The Wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs [...]

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Smile this is priceless

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Smile this is priceless

Absolutely Priceless Would you just look at the expression on the ‘other’ little girl’s face! That is absolutely priceless! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. ‘That’s a serious step,’ he [...]

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I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS

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Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling [...]

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Japanese Couple Wed By A Robot

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Japanese Couple Wed By A Robot

Satoko Inoue and Tomohiro Shibata bothe looked amazing on their wedding day, but the spotlight was stolen by i-Fairy, the humanoid robot that replaced the priest. Inoue, the bride, works for the company that produces the i-Fairy robot, and Shibata is a client, so it’s safe to say robots are the reason they began dating [...]

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Life is About Correcting Mistakes

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THIS IS ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES BUT EVEN SINGLES CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM IT. ENJOY! Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding party, Jocelyn’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount. Mother: ‘Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your [...]

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Pleasing A Women

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A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices. Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes.. . a nifty setup – with [...]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs

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Why Some Men Have Dogs

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. [...]

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A Chinese Married His Dead Girlfriend

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A Chinese Married His Dead Girlfriend

A 26-year-old Chinese man Zhuang Huagui has married his dead girlfriend Hu Zhao, 21, who was murdered 8 days ago. The couple originally planned to get married on February 4, but on January 28, one week before their wedding, the girl was stabbed to death by two break-in thieves. With all the pain, lost and [...]

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Breaking news

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BP announced that this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

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What If Columbus Had Been Married ?

He might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions: · Where are you going? · With whom? · Why? · How are you going? · To discover what? · Why only you? · What do I do when you are not here? · Can I come with [...]

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A New Look at relationships

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A New Look at relationships

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