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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!  Have you had your yearly mammogram?
Read the T-shirt and pass it on
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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!
Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out…
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.
The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.
Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid see the [...]
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A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework
Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint! I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]
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A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody [...]
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Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that t hey play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says.
“Okay.” They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
“That’s nothing,” says the [...]
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