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Read the T-shirt and pass it on

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There is no proof that this campaign actually benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation.  If you know a site that can prove this, please leave the URL in the comments.
http://www.zazzle.com/find+a+cure+before+i+grow+boobs+tshirts

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!   Have you had your yearly mammogram?

Read the T-shirt and pass it on

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Why is education important?

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out…
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.

Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid see the [...]

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When the logo does not come out the way they wished!

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Always Check Your Child’s Homework

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A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework

Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint!  I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother

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My Mother Taught Me…

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]

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Important medical information for middle-age mothers

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Why wives don’t let husbands buy baby clothes!

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Justice in St. Louis Mo.

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A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody [...]

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Third Graders

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Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. One of them suggests that t hey play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says.
“Okay.” They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
“That’s nothing,” says the [...]

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