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Read the T-shirt and pass it on

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There is no proof that this campaign actually benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation.  If you know a site that can prove this, please leave the URL in the comments.
http://www.zazzle.com/find+a+cure+before+i+grow+boobs+tshirts

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!   Have you had your yearly mammogram?

Read the T-shirt and pass it on

This is one of the cutest [...]

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Why is education important?

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield
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Because he said …
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She [...]

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

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Hey, Dad…can I borrow your car? This is unreal!

Daughter borrows Dad’s new car to try out…
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.

Car loss? $1 Million bucks!
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When candaughter drive Dad’s car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid see the [...]

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Fwd: How to Tell the Gender of a Bird

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When the logo does not come out the way they wished!

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Always Check Your Child’s Homework

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A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework

Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint!  I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother

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My Mother Taught Me…

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]

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People of WalMart

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These pictures were all attached in an email, but they seem like they are all from the site People Of Walmart which is a ton of fun!

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Important medical information for middle-age mothers

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