Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels forher. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,restaurants, [...]
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Ed & Dorothy
WHY BUY THE COW…?
Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, [...]
Pleasing A Women
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices. Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes.. . a nifty setup – with [...]
He & She Got Laid
HER STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more [...]
The Stolen Kisses of Paris

A 28-year-old Taiwanese girl, studying in Paris, France, has become an internet sensation due to her “100 Kisses in Paris” project. Yang Yaqing has made it her goal to steal the kisses of 100 men in Paris. Sphere: Related Content
World’s Top 10 Oddest Couples
World’s Youngest Couple Every little girl dreams about her wedding day, complete with visions of a big beautiful white dress and, of course, the perfect man. But 9-year-old Jayla Cooper didn’t have a lifetime to wait for Mr. Right. The Southlake, TX, girl had been battling leukemia for two years, a battle that would end [...]
Life in the Country
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” the rancher asked. “No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the rancher, “Is your Mother here?” “No sir, she’s [...]
Fairy Tale
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale? Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and [...]
Rodney Dangerfield
Why We Miss Rodney Dangerfield ————————- Because he said … My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me [...]
FW: Embarrasing First Date
What a pisser! Embarrassing First Date hilarious! If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it [...]