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Smoking in the rain

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Jane and Mary are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Mary: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Mary: Where [...]

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It Happens Only in Japan

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It Happens Only in Japan

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some jokes

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in! ********** A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward [...]

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Senior dress code

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Senior dress code

Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling ‘young’ , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A [...]

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Very Brave Girl

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Very Brave Girl

Full of life – the six-year-old girl who has had three hearts By Andrew Levy At the age of six, Amy Ferguson is already on her third heart. She lost the first to a rare condition at the age of two and her body rejected the replacement, leading to a second transplant. Several times she [...]

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Oldies Have Something Interesting to Share

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Oldies Have Something Interesting to Share

A Little Poem Another year has passed And we’re all a little older. Last summer felt much hotter And winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago When life was quite a blast. Now I fully understand About ‘Living in the Past’ We used to go to weddings, Football games and lunches. [...]

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Yes We Understand

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F16 vs C-130 A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’ and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.. [...]

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DAILY MIX FUN (29-5-2010)

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DAILY MIX FUN (29-5-2010)

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I wanna go like this

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I wanna go like this

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 [...]

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Frozen Semen Siblings

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Frozen Semen Siblings

As a family photograph, it is hardly out of the ordinary two year old Mariella hugs her baby brother Herbie. Yet for parents Ian and Alison Morris, it is a reminder that these are the children they never thought they could have. Mariella and seven month old Herbie were born using Mr Morris’s frozen sperm, [...]

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Some days

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Some days

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Bless Her Heart

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Bless Her Heart

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