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There is no proof that this campaign actually benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Â If you know a site that can prove this, please leave the URL in the comments.
http://www.zazzle.com/find+a+cure+before+i+grow+boobs+tshirts
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!  Have you had your yearly mammogram?
Read the T-shirt and pass it on
This is one of the cutest [...]
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Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all away…
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are [...]
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When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only… no matter
how much you love your girl.
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What [...]
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A Great Reason Always to Check Your Childs Homework
Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader…
Dear Ms Williams,
That’s not a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint! I work at Home Depot. That’s me selling a shovel.
Cathy’s mother
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]
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This video was attached to an email, I found it on YouTube:
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The Ride Of Your life – George Carlin
Enjoy the ride; There is no return ticket
George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.  AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Do you realize [...]
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These pictures were all attached in an email, but they seem like they are all from the site People Of Walmart which is a ton of fun!
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