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Archive for Age
28
Jul
2010
The Dreams
Tags: campus icon, cards, chocolate milkshake, college education, eighty seven, first day of school, football banquet, gentle hand, innocent age, lent, little old lady, microphone, podium, seven years, smile, squeeze, three months, time machine, whiskey, wisdom
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that that lit up [...]
22
Jul
2010
Classmates
Tags: alice, appointment, classmate, classmates, diploma, gray haired man, morgan park, morgan park high school, mustang, new dentist, pride, secret crush, son of a bitch, teeth, waiting room
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD [...]
21
Jul
2010
Preschooler Test
Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right? Can’t make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don’t know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question.. 90% of the pre-schooler’s gave this answer. “The bus is traveling to [...]
19
Jul
2010
THE OLD MOTOR
The marriage of an 80year-old man and a 20year-old woman was the talk of the town!! After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, ‘This is amazing. How do [...]
06
Jul
2010
I Had an Affair!
Tags: baby boy, baby oil, bastard, briefcase, dirt, god, grass, having an affair, hurry, last time, married man, mortician, playing golf, posterity, shoes, startling discovery
*The 1st Affair* A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and [...]
27
Jun
2010
Hearing aid
Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but [...]
20
Jun
2010
Read quietly then send it back on its journey
Tags: family member, journey, nine months, premature baby, sister brother, stillborn, time waits for no one, train bus
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn’t have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value [...]
