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THEFT WARNING

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This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her
mobile phone after her handbag was stolen.
Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc….
was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone
telling him what had happened, hubby says “I’ve just received your text
asking about our [...]

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The Road Of Death

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When driving in Bolivia, you may want to avoid this road.

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Fwd: Advice From An Attorney

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ATTORNEY’S ADVICE – NO CHARGE
Not A Joke!!   Even If you dislike attorneys..You will love them for these tips.
Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in [...]

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FW: Fake ID

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When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only… no matter
how much you love your girl.

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Would the last honest reporter please turn the lights on?

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This was attached to an email, but I found the original on the site where it was published.  The attachment came with the following quote, to see the full article click the link below.
This is a piece written yesterday, October 21st, by Orson Scott Card.  Now, this was originally published in the Rhinoceros Times of [...]

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My Mother Taught Me…

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going [...]

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George Carlin’s “Ride Of Your Life”

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The Ride Of Your life – George Carlin

Enjoy the ride; There is no  return ticket
George  Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely  Brilliant)
IF  YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN  YOUR LIFE.   AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM  DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin’s  Views on Aging
Do you realize [...]

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Important medical information for middle-age mothers

This was attached to an email:

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IRS Announces 2010 Standard Mileage Rates

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WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today issued the 2010 optional standard mileage rates used to calculate the deductible costs of operating an automobile for business, charitable, medical or moving purposes.
Beginning on Jan. 1, 2010, the standard mileage rates for the use of a car (also vans, pickups or panel trucks) will be:

50 cents per [...]

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Are people waiting outside your car?

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The following is an email I received from a friend recently…
Warning..!!!! Warning….!!!!
Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the
rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for gas. Luckily my [...]

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