Airport scanning solution
Tags: airport terminal, airports, body scanners, controversy, explosion, explosive device, flight number, racial profiling, simple solution, trial justice, x ray
Simple Solution to Airport Scanning*
Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this scene about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number_______
Originally posted 2011-07-13 12:00:24. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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