The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was [...]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervadingAmerica, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as ‘HILLBILLIES. ‘ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS Furthermore… HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1.  She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ She is a‘BREASTED AMERICAN’ 2.  [...]

Ladies, If this doesn’t make your day……Nothing can! I vote for Goldie Hawn’s make-up artist. No wonder it takes a whole team of pros to make these women look half as good as you do on a normal day. Imagine what their teams could do with the raw material YOU present!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great day [...]

Bubba & Cooter’s Sure-fire Pick-up Lines 1) Did you fart?  cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded?  cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card?  cuz I’d like to sign you out 5) [...]

Why must everyone be so cynical? Ah yes, the power of love. This guy (Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto) simply referred to as “Doda” was married to Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model. He divorced her because he “fell in love” this woman. Those two are very happily [...]

This is how I heard YOUR day was going…. First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat [...]

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven… God addresses Al first…  ”Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.. And I’ve come to understand that now.” God thinks for a second and says: [...]

Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. ‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright? It’s all about the laws today, The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’ It says I [...]

DOGS Whether you own a dog or not,  you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!! Dog For  Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood [...]

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When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing.  I got my own little fishing boat, and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the [...]

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