Archive for January, 2010

Important Theft Warning

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THEFT WARNING This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse etc…. was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says “I’ve [...]

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Take That!

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A neighborly sense of humor A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark  Easton, mad  about his lost view, [...]

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Fwd: How to Tell the Gender of a Bird

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The Road Of Death

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When driving in Bolivia, you may want to avoid this road.

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FW: Embarrasing First Date

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What a pisser! Embarrassing First Date hilarious! If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates. But this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it [...]

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Fwd: Advice From An Attorney

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ATTORNEY’S ADVICE – NO CHARGE Not A Joke!!   Even If you dislike attorneys..You will love them for these tips. Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the [...]

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Scam: Toyota Japan Lottery for 2010 China Award

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This is most definitely a scam. DO NOT respond to this email. Toyota Japan Lottery for 2010 China Award Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Branch China. 28 Tanfield Road Tiaxiu lio Beijing ChinaPRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA [...]

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FW: Smart Ass Answers of 2009

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she [...]

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FW: Newspaper Clippings

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FW: BEACH IN CHINA

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Can’t wait to relax on the beach… For those who are stressed and need a break away from the day to day hustle and bustle; how about a  beach holiday in China ??? Sphere: Related Content

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FW: Medical Tests

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How to tell if your feet stink. Keep on scrolling down. Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you’re healthy and will be  around longer . Scroll Down for more complete check out procedures. MEDICAL  TEST STARE  INTO THE CAT’S EYES  FOR  10 SECONDS  …  Then  Scroll Down NOW  STARE IN [...]

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FW: Fake ID

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When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only… no matter how much you love your girl.

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