A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought….
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly [...]

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I knew I should have taken more Math courses…
ENGINEERING REVIEW
Can you distinguish
Sinusoidal from
Harmonic Motion?
This is a quick physics refresher for all my engineer
friends.  This information should be passed on to
non-engineers who may wonder about these important
issues.
For Engineers:

For non-Engineers:
This is Sinusoidal Motion

this is Harmonic Motion

this is a classic combination of Sinusoidal & Harmonic Motion.

I thought you [...]

A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
“It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”

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