A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye….It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought…. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS [...]

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I knew I should have taken more Math courses… ENGINEERING REVIEW Can you distinguish Sinusoidal from Harmonic Motion? This is a quick physics refresher for all my engineer friends.  This information should be passed on to non-engineers who may wonder about these important issues. For Engineers: For non-Engineers: This is Sinusoidal Motion this is Harmonic [...]

A notable gynecologist once said, The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. “It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.” Sphere: Related Content

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me [...]

Hope this helps to brighten your day and get you in the holiday spirit!! REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to [...]

This was linked in an email with the following: This is so funny…..MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Type in any Christmas song and see what the little puppets do. Also, type in any non-Christmas song (I typed in Happy Birthday) and you’ll get a kick out of the response. One of the funniest I typed in was Jingle [...]