The Patch
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Sphere: Related ContentThe other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for all day, I purposely put on my old Marine fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had purchased off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. That cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch.
Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency services.
It also works at the DMV and any Laundromat.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew will exit and you’ll never get your order!
Tags: dmv, emergency room, emergency services, laundromat, marine fatigues, mcdonald, racist, waiting time, Xenophobia
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