Math   1957  – 2009 (in  the USA ) Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding  the nickel and 3 pennies, while [...]

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in [...]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ************************************************************************ I asked my wife, [...]

You’ve got to see this. 1st look and see the Whale under the Water …. Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the Whale. Then move your cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it’s like it’s 3D). Click on the picture when it loads completely and be [...]

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This one looks like a total scam: Date: September 22, 2009 3:25:16 AM MDT Subject: Winning Announcement…(Congratulations!) Reply-To: mr.benhamcole AT msn.com Attn: We the members of the THE-BIG-BIG Lottery Board are pleased to inform you of the results from our just concluded lottery draws. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list [...]

I am posting all of the off-the-wall emails that I get here.  I hope you enjoy. None of these emails was generated by me or anyone I know, they were all forwarded to me and are presented in as close to the original format i received them These emails do not reflect the opions, ideals, [...]