Math  1957 – 2009 (in the USA )
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents
from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at [...]
Archive for September, 2009
30
Sep
2009
School in 1959 compared to 2009
Tags: 1950s, 1960s, 1980s, 3 pennies, answering the question, birds and squirrels, burger king, class participation, costo, de madera, gun rack, hachero, lumber, nickel, parking lot, quail, shotgun, teaching math, truckload, vice principal
29
Sep
2009
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
Tags: ambulance, back door, bedroom window, burglars, doors, elderly man, fire trucks, five minutes, garden shed, george phillips, helicopter, meridian mississippi, paramedic, police cars, policemen, swat team
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the [...]
28
Sep
2009
This is how the fight started…
Tags: anniversary, better at night, cemetery plot, christmas, christmas gift, cold cream, couch, final answer, heart, long time, mad cow, miller light, mother in law, strip steak, waiter, who wants to be a millionaire
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used
the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
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I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for [...]
24
Sep
2009
The world’s most dangerous creature
You’ve got to see this.
1st look and see the Whale under the Water ….
Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the Whale.
Then move your cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it’s like it’s 3D).
Click on the picture when it loads completely and be sure that your sound [...]
23
Sep
2009
Sarah Palin’s Vogue Magazine Cover
Awww… c’mon, it’s ok……… you Democrats have some lookers, too…
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22
Sep
2009
Big Big Lotto
This one looks like a total scam:
Date: September 22, 2009 3:25:16 AM MDT
Subject: Winning Announcement…(Congratulations!)
Reply-To: mr.benhamcole AT msn.com
Attn:
We the members of the THE-BIG-BIG Lottery Board are pleased to inform you of the results from our just concluded lottery draws. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 2,000,000 email addresses comprising [...]
22
Sep
2009
Welcome
I am posting all of the off-the-wall emails that I get here. I hope you enjoy.
None of these emails was generated by me or anyone I know, they were all forwarded to me and are presented in as close to the original format i received them
These emails do not reflect the opions, ideals, or morals [...]